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I hope you and yours are relishing many moments of joyous merriment, reveling in all of their pine-scented butter-lubed and tinsel-laden glory. On this podcast, I’m wishing you a merry Christmas and completely satisfied holidays, and laying out the entire wondrous items I’m planning to convey subsequent yr. So, press play to listen to about new flavors of Pulse, Recharge, Whey+, and extra, new instruments on my weblog, new podcasts, new books, and extra!

And in addition as a result of this actually can’t be mentioned sufficient, thanks. Bless your cotton socks in your help this yr. 

Oh and don’t depend energy at this time. Not on Christmas. Feast, drink, and hug your family members.

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Transcript:

Whats up, buddy, and it’s that point once more. It’s time to remodel Herth and residential right into a hellscape of landfill sure fripperies. It’s time to commerce the quinoa, salads and avocado ice cream for mother’s deep fried mac and cheese balls filled with pizza rolls filled with a molten core of sugar soaked gummy worms.

Hmm, and maybe most vital. This can be a time to supply Moonlet sacrifices of cured Grinch hides and spiced elf organs to the dimension hopping anti-d Luv demigod Santa Clause in his battalion of bionic beast. Expensive Creatures, cast within the third epic of pre-history to do battle with the useless eyed Demonn, prince Krampus for the command of the multiverse.

Okay, I believe that’s attending to be fairly irrelevant. So shifting on, what I actually wished to say, Is Merry Christmas and completely satisfied holidays. I hope you and yours are relishing many moments of joyous Mary Minton reveling in all of their pine scented butter lubed and tinsel laden glory, and what is going to subsequent yr convey?

Will the, I’m not a criminal, I’m simply an fool. Protection, exonerates, rip-off. Financial institution run fraud and his owl confronted polyamorous collaborator will the 2 weeks of transitory and largely peaceable inflation. Lastly. Finish or will we discover ourselves spearing mutated acid hogs within the blasted ruins of toad suck Arkansas. Who might know?

Who can know? At any price, my merry band of Micin women and men have laid wonderous plans for 2023 that can get you purring like a canine that ate a contented cat, together with new and upgraded legion merchandise. Insta by together with an vitality drink, protein cookie, pulse and recharge enhancements, new substances are coming, attire and extra new flavors of current Legion merchandise to take a flyer on, together with Rainbow Sherbet and Pina Colada.

Pulse Apple pie, coconut cream and frosted cereal, whey Plus Bitter sweet and Arctic Blast recharge, and extra new gross sales channels and worldwide delivery choices for Legion with which I can higher separate you out of your coinage, together with Amazon uk. That’s gonna be huge for everybody within the. And in Europe, walmart.com and goal.com.

And at last, a lot of new content material so that you can graze on, together with fourth editions of my books, greater, leaner, stronger, and thinner. Leaner, stronger. New web site instruments over at Legion Athletics dot. Com weblog articles, many, many weblog articles deliberate for subsequent yr [email protected] as effectively. Many podcasts deliberate right here on probably the most life podcast and extra, and that’s actually simply the short dampen.

Many extra particulars to comply with over at Legion Athletics dot. Com. That’s my main on-line hub. Get on our e mail record if you wish to know when all of this stuff and the entire different issues that I’ve not informed you about are dropping because the cool children say, and in addition as a result of this actually can’t be mentioned sufficient.

Thanks. Bless your. Cotton socks in your help. Actually, if this have been one other period, I’d construct a temple to your glory. I’d tear out my eyes with a ceremonial spoon and grow to be your oracle prophecy, the doom of all who oppose you and sing hymns about your nascent godhood with my tongue mouth. Alas, that is the present yr and all I can supply as an alternative is my everlasting gratitude.

Sure, my everlasting. Gratitude as in my spectral service throughout the infinity of area and time. So I hope that’s sufficient, at the very least, to tickle the reptilian pleasure facilities of your mind. And there’s yet one more factor truly, for the sake of Santa’s sacred nipples, don’t depend energy at this time. Not on Christmas feast.

Drink hug your family members, Hakuna Mat. Properly, I hope you appreciated this episode. I hope you discovered it useful, and in case you did subscribe to the present as a result of it makes certain that you simply don’t miss new episodes. And it additionally helps me as a result of it will increase the rankings of the present a little bit bit, which in fact then makes it a little bit bit extra simply discovered by different folks.

Who might prefer it simply as a lot as you. And in case you didn’t like one thing about this episode or concerning the present usually, or if in case you have, uh, concepts or solutions or simply suggestions to share, shoot me an e mail, mike muscle for all times.com, muscle f o r life.com and let me know what I might do higher or simply, uh, what your ideas are about possibly what you’d wish to see me do sooner or later.

I learn every part myself. I’m at all times searching for new concepts and. Suggestions. So thanks once more for listening to this episode, and I hope to listen to from you quickly.

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